fuzzy trampolines and perky boobs.

so this is me after getting my wisdom teeth out.

i'm all drugged up and who even knows what i'm talking about.

i'm putting it up because my family thinks it's pretty funny.

okay, okay, i think it's funny too.

and everybody can use a good laugh.

seriously though, i should never do drugs.

sorry that it's slightly choppy. oh well.

prior to this i also did the following:

-- called all of the nurses and my mom wieners for laughing at me.

-- freaked out because i thought my hair was blonde.

-- called my mom a midget numerous times.

-- thought that arnold schwarzenegger carried me to the car, because he is strong (while pointing to my muscles), even though "he is a slimeball that cheated on his wife."

-- tried to explain something regarding the statue of liberty (we still aren't sure on this one...)

-- told my mom that if she left me alone she would go to jail

-- also told my mom to not get a mexican to babysit me because he would be mean to me.

-- said i was the eiffel tower, because i am so tall.

-- thought a little man was peeing in my mouth.

oh bless my heart. :)

ps.

remember that one time i had mac envy?

well folks. all is cured.

for my wildest dreams came true last night, and i am now the proud owner of a macbook pro.

after much deliberation, he has been named marvin baxter gillman.

my life feels complete now.


holla.