horoscope

so i am not one to believe in horoscopes and palm reading and such things.

i think they are hogwash.

ha ha what a hilarious old-fashioned word.

but a while back i stumbled across 2012 horoscopes.

so i decided to read them, mostly because they are fun to mock.

but then mine said this:

"New beginnings have indeed arrived in your favor with the onset of 2012, Cancer. Although the biggest changes in the love realm won't arrive until autumn, romance will return as a central theme for you in 2012--just when you'd started to give up hope of anything new ever returning to your life! Although Pluto has been working on deeply transforming your partnership sector since 2008 [so i don't even know what this is really saying here, but 2008 was a significant year for me], you were indeed beginning to wonder if anything new would ever come to fill the void. And alas, it shall!"

Okay, so i was typing that i realize how truly ridiculous it sounds.

but i'm not gonna lie, i wouldn't mind if a little love happened to come my way this year.

that would be nice.

below is a preview of what my life will look like in autumn.

except we'll probably be less trendy.

and my legs will definitely not be a size 00.

and maybe my future lover man can not have a slight pot gut.

but other than that it's fine.

and that is all for now.

holla.