date night

i know what you're thinking "say whaaaat? a date? 
but sydney doesn't go on those things!"

don't fret kids, don't fret. 

i wouldn't want to disappoint you guys
so i don't actually have a real date tonight.

but i do have plans involving: 

the most recent episodes of the bachelor,

which includes way too much of a frizzy headed ben

a nice top of the head bun,

a glass of milk,

and some coconut peanut butter from the north shore.

and even though i think courtney is a terrible human.

(i feel more disdain for her than i felt for vienna. 

and that was a pretty fair amount.)

and ben is kind of a sweaty, frizzy mess with messed up priorities,

really though... why are all of these beautiful girls thinking they love him? f'reals girls?

kacie b and emily will find men that are at least ten times better looking. and they'll probably actually have personalities and brains too.

this night is just great right now.

love me some nights by myself filled with cheesy bach episodes.

holla.