the дети

i decided that it's about time i do a post about the kids.

the kids i teach are seriously the cutest kids ever.

what i'm doing doesn't even feel remotely like anything work related.

i could kidnap all of them and take them home to america.

besides maxim. he is literally the devil in a 4-year old body.

he can scream "nyet! NYET! NYEETTT!!", bite, hit, and kick like nobody's business.

these first kids are my primary kids. 

you can see for yourself how adorable they are.

this is vita. she is the cutest little thing ever.

misha is such a stud. plus he rocks the best mullet i've ever beheld.

misha and dasha sharing a tender titanic moment.

despite the fact that she has only one tooth, kirra is adorable.

oh marianna. she is such a crack up. she literally rolls on the ground to get from place to place.

she's just a little tubby and semi-slow but uber fantastic.

even kids in russia need to know how to say "expelliarmus" and "expecto patronum".

i daresay it's a necessity.

see how adorable? she is totally my favorite.

i wouldn't even hesitate to kidnap her.

next are my level 3 kids.

except for mark in the bottom right corner.

he's one of my level 5's.

these kids are so cute and so dang smart.

poor alina is so sweet and is the only girl.

german is the bad-a of the class. i won his affection over once i whipped out my macbook.

alosha is mr. beans. obviously.

andrey is the shiz.

ivan is the cutest little chocolate eating ginger you have ever seen.

and i might as well tell you about mark since he snuck into this collage.

that kid is such a punk but is totally one of my favorites.

he always pretends to roll joints in class,

"miss sydney, it's marijuana!"

it's a good thing he's so handsome or i would have beat him by now.

 

these are most of my level 5 kids.

i seriously love these kids. 

even if they sometimes draw pictures of g-strings,

"miss sydney, it's no butt! it's a heart!"

that would be renat. him and mark are such punky friends.

i don't know if i'm allowed to say this but i'm going to anyways...

  renat is totally going to be a hottie in a few years.

 

i love the level 5 kids because I can communicate with them a little more effectively.

so i'm able to teach them things like "cool kicks bro" and "sick shades"

because i'm pretty positive that those are necessary english phrases.

i love these kids.

and i love russia.

and i guess you could say that i am just loving life and this fantastic adventure. 

holla.